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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Four donalds, aka four hundred dollars ($400)

[–] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 4 points 14 hours ago

Huhyulk! Goarsh!

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Oooh my brain just "auto corrected" it to "dollars" when I was reading it.