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[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Trump will probably give them cabinets posts, they seem suitably qualified to join his inner circle.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Department of human trafficking control

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Department
Of
United
Collaborative
Human-trafficking
Efficiency

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

Orson Welles clap.gif

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Department of human trafficking ~~control~~. --FTFY

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Likely he will get some labor rights related stuff, then will help in gutting worker's protections in the name of "Hustle culture", after that he will take the blame for the fallout and land into some another position.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

We are establishing a department of rape and scams, and these guys know all about it. Look at them now. With a tear in their eyes, the Tate brothers said Mr. Trump we'd be honored to head the department of rape and scams, and we'll be sending you some bitches as soon as possible.