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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

man when you're too terrible for Florida conservatives to want you there, you know you're a terrible person

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like cabinet material.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

I mean... He seems exactly like the kind of person they would want to associate with. He must have spilled a lot of beans while in, or to get out of prison.