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I didn't see this coming and I think it's funny, so I decided to post it here.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Announcing FemtoServices™ - One Packet at a Time!

In an era of bloated bandwidth and endless data streams, today we proudly unveil a groundbreaking approach to networking: FemtoServices™ – Connectivity, one Ethernet packet at a time!

[–] zlatko@programming.dev 7 points 5 days ago

(Not to be confused with our premium product, ParticleServices, which just shoot neutrinos around one by one.)