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Anon experiences freedom (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

When I was a kid I thought the "for which it stands" in the national anthem was in reference to a country called "witchistan", which was presumably full of witches.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nah, Witchistan's national anthem is much more of a banger.

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I think Jose is from Witchistan

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I actually snickered. Thanks for that.