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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You are anti-vax because youre a paranoid conspiracy theorist.

I am anti-vax because I crave death.

straightens tie

We are not the same.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm antivax because I sell tiny coffins and business was slow

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

slaps roof of tiny coffin

"This bad boy can fit exactly one antivaxxer's kid..."

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There are nicer ways to go than covid. Like overzealous erotic asphyxiation. Get you a nice hunk to choke you to death.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

You offering? 👉👈

[–] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Bungie cord 6 inches too long...so they leave an impression.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Also lots of ways that don't risk taking other people with you.

[–] SketchySeaBeast@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

You could always ask David Carradine for tips. Wait...