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Don't really give a shit about pineapple. Not the worst thing on pizza but I'll give it a miss if I have the option. "Hawaiian" pizza is offensive because of the fucking ham they put on it and call it bacon. No. It's ham. Stop lying. Go to hell. Ham sucks.
In the UK a lot of kebab shops also do pizza but are run by Muslims so the “ham” on an Hawaiian pizza is most likely to be (halal) turkey meat with beetroot juice added…
How do they keep the pizza on the kebab skewer?