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Yeah I worked at a Subway in college.
We'd just set it aside and it became a worker's sandwich later.
Literally my favorite moment working there: Some douche was trying to be aggressive about the cost for some reason I don't remember, some nonsense of some sort. Said he wasn't going to pay for what he ordered. I say "Okay! Bye!" and threw that shit in the trash right in front of him. The sheer shock on his face as his little tantrum didn't work out the way he wanted... Like we were paid enough to give a shit, lol.
"Can I get it out of the trash for free?"
No customers behind the counter.
We take the trash out at 4pm though if you want to wait.
That's when you spit on the trash sandwich.
"Still free, right?"
No, spit costs extra
Awww!
What's he going to do, pass up a free sandwich? In this economy?
At that point, yes.
"Woo-hoo!"
“Only if you fish it out with your mouth, and I’ll give you another one free of charge if you do”
"Deal!"
goes bobbing for bacteria