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I think OP is misremembering a story where a drunk Texan jumps in a lake full of gators and promptly gets eaten.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/thomas-golianopoulos/fuck-that-gator
Not scared of gators as most around here are slightly smaller than me, won't attack. But fuck me, a 10-FOOTER?!
Saw one at the local swamp for the first time! Knew there had to be one in there but never got eyes on it.