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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon signs up for a 5k (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 142 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's /b, the whole thing is probably made up

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And it's actually not a wife but a husband.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

fake and gay, confirmed

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon wears tight clothes

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

B- but... But what about the points???