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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It (futurism.com)
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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Drop the profit margin by like 10% and get rid of the arbitrarily locked shit if you want better overall profits with less shrinkage.