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Is... is Jesus balding?
In this episode Jesus will be played by Michael Keaton.
What, just because he's the son of God you think his human form is somehow special and immune to male pattern baldness?
Not gonna lie, this is a bit of a let down for me.
A God who puts tumors into people for fun wasn't the let down?
That's just normal God stuff. Doing his own son dirty like that seems special, though.
Likely inherited from his mum’s side of the family. Looking at you Mary!