The most unrealistic thing about this is the fact that they get to the recipe after just one paragraph; the real version of this would have like 27 photos of the father, a long essay about growing up and his various demons, etc, and there would be at least half a dozen banners about things gut doctors are begging you not to eat along the way.

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

you'll need a slow cooker, like the one my dad inherited to me after his death. and lemme tell ya, it was one fine slow cooker [...]

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

At least one or two sepia photos of the whole family gathered 'round a big pot of stew.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

The actual recipe would have the full police report, crime scene photos, and a catalogue of every item submitted into evidence.

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

The only way to actually see the recipe on one page is to hit the print recipe button