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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him (gizmodo.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by gregor@gregtech.eu to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] rimu@piefed.social 104 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This will not end well for him. He's doing a bunch of experiments, all at once, with a sample size of one.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 66 points 3 weeks ago

Shhhhh, shhhhh, let him cook.....himself.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is how we get mutated supervillains

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Finally!

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred"