Description: screenshot of Tumblr with two posts. One describes how Sherlock Holmes would figure out you're trans before you even do. The second describes how Hercule Poirot would figure out you're trans after initially suspecting you of murder and then clearing you're name. Then he gives you a kissy kiss.
Jessica Fletcher could give you a devastating summary of all the overwhelming evidence you're trans, except she's completely aware of the prime directive—she has a magnificent grasp of gender theory, having done her research for her novel Murder in Pink, Blue, and White. So she gives you a hug and puts you in touch with her dear nonbinary nibling and says how you two would get along famously.