Please place the used facial tissue in the steel waste receptacle....nobody has ever talked like this. You say Kleenex in Dumpster. You Hoover up a spill. You Bing your search. You shamwow literally anything.

But that's not even what's happening, they literally had actual Dunkin delivered by actual door dash.

[–] jonion@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

"I ordered some donuts"

"Put the tissue in the bin/trash"

"Clean up a spill"

"You ~~bing your~~ search"

What on earth is "to shamwow"? I had to Google™ (read: look up) what that meant!

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It's an extremely well-known "as seen on tv" product in the united States. Check out some of the commercials on YouTube they are hilarious. No clue why it came to mind, tho.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Yeah everything else tracked. But they bung the last bullet.