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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job (theonion.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 45 points 2 days ago (7 children)

i'm so grateful that i don't dread going to work. i've had those jobs before and if there's only one thing i can proclaim to be 100% true, it's that no matter what any job is giving you, it's not worth sacrificing your mental health

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Yep. Before I started with my current company, I was in a temp gig at the most soul-suckingly depressing office I have ever been to. I kept telling myself "this is how corporate life is. Shove those feelings of despair down, and try to make a career." Thank sweet as zombie Jesus that I found my current employer.

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