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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

The entire worlds population is high on Christmas and having a great time.

There's a shot of a pair of every single conflicting group blazed and hugging each other.

Edit: The movie opens with cousins going on The Walk to avoid their fighting family, don't realize what happens, and ends with a shot of them coming home to find everyone happy

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago

I love that shot. They leave at the start of the movie because of all the shouting, lose track of time, and come back at the end to peace and laughter

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You guys are fucking brilliant. I just want to see a mullah and a rabbi getting stoned together now.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You Don't Mess with the Zohan is pretty close.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Haha holy shit I forgot about that movie! I used to work with a Palestinian/Jordanian guy and even though he spoke great English if anyone would talk shit he'd say "You no mess Zohan!"

He's one of my favorite people I've ever worked with. I wish we were still friends.

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's stopping you from reaching out to him?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He moved to Texas like ten years ago. I don't have his number and I don't use social media other than Lemmy.

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shame. Maybe see if you can find him on LinkedIn, create a fake account and reach out to him that way, then get his number/email?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I might just do that, thanks. I have a real LinkedIn account embarrassingly. Haven't touched it in years though.

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Just trying to help 🙂 I hope you're able to get in contact again!