the funny thing is I'm being entirely serious. I need a heart transplant and if I survive I want to turn my old heart into burgers and share them with my girlfriend and boyfriend.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is there enough substance to turn it into burgers, plural? An average human heart is, what, fist-sized I think? Seems to me like you'd get one, maybe one and a half patties out of that, no? And you probably can't even use all of it, I'd assume.

[–] superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A pure heart burger probably wouldn’t be good anyways. You could mix it with another meat

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I have dilated cardiomyopathy so my heart is humongous. and yea I plan to mix it with other meat

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would you be able to get your old heart tho? I don't imagine hospitals give back organs to people

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the doctor said I can get it back. though it'd be in formaldehyde and after they did sciencey stuff on it, not sure if its still edible at that point. if eating it isn't an option I'll make pendants out of it. cut a part off and put it in a little glass vial.

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

Well I hope everything works out for you and you get to achieve that goal

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

This is the future the left wants!!!

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did we just solve healthcare?

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

That's why I eat lots of chicken from the worst methods of rearing when having an infection: cheap antibiotics.