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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 38 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

People who thought this was real - don't feel bad, it's a reference to Florida's REAL "Don't Say Gay" law, enacted in 2023, that bans the word from public schools.

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

It's not as common now but I've met somebody who's first name is Gay.

Who's that guy over there? Well that's Homosexual Smith; the heterosexual.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago

yeah... we're cooked.
signed, a trans Floridian in highschool