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Anon hates smartphones (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pocket porn!

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Smartphones. This Christmas, take a short break from using a device to masturbate and use it to talk to your extended family." Yea that's not something I considered would happen with tech when I was younger.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

To be fair, would've used my Nokia 3220 for the same purpose had it more than 6 pixels:))

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Another word for TikTok!

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Honestly wouldn't know, never tried TikTok and I still don't feel tempted:))