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The skit that "missed the mark" occurred in a break in play during the second quarter of Charlotte's game against the Philadelphia 76ers on Monday. The child was brought onto the court with Hugo, the Hornets' mascot, dressed as Santa Claus. After a letter to Santa requesting a PS5 was read out loud, a cheerleader came out with a bag containing the video game console.

The young fan was visibly overjoyed as he received the pricy gift. However, according to an online acquaintance, he was less happy when the cameras turned off and a Hornets staffer took it away, replacing it with a jersey.

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 162 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Unfortunately, this applies to 99% of people in power I know of, if they think they’ll get away with it, they’ll do it.

You don’t usually get into places of power by being thoughtful and considerate.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (5 children)

How would this commenter know that?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 points 11 hours ago

It's entirely plausible this person knows the lady in question.

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 58 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I mean surely it could be a lie but they just took away a PS5 from a kid...

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

what? lies? on the internet? why would anyone do such a thing.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Now I feel like I'm back on Reddit.

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

I know, right? I'm human like you and totally not a dog

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

You want Lemmy adoption.. you get folks with stature in the machine sharing mundane recon.. you don't believe anything.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Look, I'm just engaging in critical thinking here. I don't believe everything I read on the Internet especially since people love just making up random crap just so they can have a story to tell.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago

That's a Reddit comment though.

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 38 points 1 day ago

By having met her.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Source: trust me bro