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With his fragile ego, I’d spend the entire time asking if he could smell that awful smell. I’d ask him to check the bottoms of his shoes, drawing more and more attention and increasing his discomfort, all the while pretending that I’ve never heard of Elon Musk.
Putting this tactic in my back pocket for uncomfortable social interactions.
The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one with them.
The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one of them.
"That's okay, I forget to brush my teeth some mornings as well."