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omg they made lemmy political

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[–] FlapJackFlapper@lemm.ee 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"I'm not a marble so I can't enjoy Marble Madness."

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I'm not a terrorist so I can't play Counter Strike."

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I don't have classified documents, I can't play Warthunder."

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

I saw a news update for that game on Steam called "sekrit dokuments)))". Apparently there's some unlockable item with a code "NOSEKRITPLS". Like the first couple of times they were like "pls no 😱" but now they're just embracing it. It's wonderful.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Now I really want to play Marble Madness. But it's not the same without the giant trackball. ☹️