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[โ€“] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wooooow so because be called 911 instead of the feds he gets nothing..

... And of course they already said hours before the call they were "closing in" (they weren't)

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago

He called 911 and thereby gave that Lotto ticket to a bigger Judas