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submitted 1 year ago by perspectiveshifting@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll bet you put your phone down the first time, and it was in your pocket the second time. Poop weighs incredibly little.

[–] June@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I once lost 4 pounds just by pooping.

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nice

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how many courics is that?

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And what was it on the Clydesdale scale?

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

"careful, he's a hero"

[–] perspectiveshifting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

No clothes both times and dry hair. The scientific method cannot constrain me