Dad Jokes

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they don’t have the guts!

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[–] Juliana@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ahahaha how can that be possible 😂... Maybe a mummy skeleton 🦴 that's watched in movies

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, Junior, when a mummy skeleton and a daddy skeleton love each other very much, they rub their bones together and that's how they make baby skeletons.

[–] Juliana@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago

Ahahaha 😂😂