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Anon pretends to be sick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school!

Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school!

Can relate, I'm Balkan...

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it the one you use to write? Why aren't you ambidextrous? Go to school!

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Broke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, that's when you get a happy ending.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Knowing my folks, they'd, no joke, probably question the possibility of my quickly learning to write with my feet before calling it a day... Maybe for a second, but they certainly would!

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

You’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !