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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College (theonion.com)

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[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes. I too remember with...let's say "wincing nostalgia"...my Jaeger years. Brutal.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't even have years, it was just one single 4th of July where we discovered Jager bombs, drank about 45834 of them, then spilled Jager in the backseat of my car when my sister drove us home. Getting in the car the afternoon of July 5th with a raging hangover and some hot licorice smell was enough to put me off it forever.