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I must harness this power (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Methane is lighter than air. You deflated your balloon intestines by removing the cork, so the methane and other gases are no longer giving you a modicum of buoyancy.

[–] perspectiveshifting@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

🫄⬅️ me with 1lb of poop and -1.4lb of methane