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Conservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Exist (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 78 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm not sure how this is satire. This describes a plausibly real person.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, this one is a bit painful because it's too real.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

Satire is becoming a means of reporting real facts, just with sarcasm