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Anon needs cooking advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, that will either be washed and reused or used as toilet paper

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Getting a UTI speed run, any %.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago

Use it while it's hot. Warm, caffeinated TP

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Nah, only use the coffee filter for solids, since that's what it's designed for.