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Turns out I'm top, and you're bottom
So, uh...
Is Lemmy a match making site now?
Good point
It isn't
I'm honestly just lonely, slightly horny and very confused about who I am
Yeah, true. Best thing you can do is pretend, until you don't have to pretend anymore. One could say fake it, til you make it.
I like you guys, gals and nonbinary pals, you're all so understanding and nice here.
Let me just virtually hug you real quick, if you have nothing against it.
I'm fine with it. Come here ~
Thank you. Such a small thing and only virtual, but I really do appreciate the sentiment.
Once again, I like you, you're cool.
Seriously though, if we ever met in real life, I'd ask you out. You cute and wholesome little person in my phone, you.