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"People who smoke cigarettes, they say:

"You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking."

Yes, I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing." - Mitch Hedberg

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[–] Mojave@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Requires actual effort to floss right. Requires 0.1 effort to hold the vibratey brush to my teeth for two minutes

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Invention question: would anyone here be willing to wear a ~perhaps frightening~ helmet that just does all the head hygiene stuff automatically?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I speed up shaving by covering the inside of a hockey mask with razor blades and then nod

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At that point just get your teeth removed and buy dentures.

[–] Mojave@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Dentures take more upkeep than real teeth, shit's fucked