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Anon loves proprietary tech (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 hours ago by TronNerd82@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 51 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Google a recent medical symptom - your smart watch already knows the gritty details

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 37 points 6 hours ago

It's always cancer.
Sore throat - cancer.
Back ache - cancer.
Tiredness, cough, loss of taste and/or smell - maybe COVID. But also, cancer.