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"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."
You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.
Hey "java.lang.NullPointerException" can I borrow your pen?
someone tried that with their license plate, it turned out well: https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/
edit: archive link
I just realized that the shitty software on the other side of the divide is casting
nullto ”null", which absolutely explains that issue. What a clusterYeah, I love to rag on languages with weak typing, because of the potential for a bug, but seeing it play out in reality, directly with user input, that's certainly something else.
shudders in NodeJS
He is being too nice. He needs to get a lawyer and sue that shitty company for harassment and whatever else.
ETA: The US isn't overly litigious. We are under litigious if anything.
Large corporations are overly litigious. Individuals can't afford to be litigious enough.
they should have just used rust smh
Yeah, this is his daughter