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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You need to realize you've also inferred most of what you're saying about me. I know you want to have the last word and see some miraculous breakthrough. But you won't. You're right, words are nothing. Hit your bully today!

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You're literally promoting violence right now lmao. You are as sharp as a jelly bean.

You've said you attacked ppl on behalf of others. You said you told your daughters, and I quote:

"If they even lean conservative I’ve told them its acceptable to clock them in the jaw"

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Look at the state of conservatism? Look you can be as angry as you want that we punch Nazis here. Its just what a good American should do. Also I didn't attack people on behalf of my friends. When someone hits your friend multiple times, or even once, you are allowed to defend them by using force back. I know you cowered and let your friends take the dolling, but I didn't. Thats okay.