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[–] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Oh fuck. Oh shit. Feet don't fail me now!

Edit: Nope. I'm too fat and out of shape after neglecting myself from nearly 3 decades of depression. Just give me the cuffs. I'll put 'em on myself.