this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just do what I do.

Step one be bicurious

Step two enable "everyone" as love interests on your dating apps

Step 3 match with cops, servicemen and tons of Latin men ( Latin men like me idk why)

Step 4 get my hole wrecked by said matches due to bi curious

Step 5.... profit???? Idk i can't really move cuz wrecked hole

[–] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your (buttholes) service.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You forgot the record-for-blackmail part

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh honey trust me there were plenty of black males, i don't discriminate 😘

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This made me lol