this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2024
382 points (98.2% liked)

Microblog Memes

5787 readers
2496 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey waiters, I was once in your shoes. No one accidentally orders double of something.

If the customer wants double nuggies, charge them twice and give them double nuggies.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what about one of everything?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll have a double and make it a double

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Hold onto your butts, we're going exponential.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Haven't you already had one-of-everything?

Sure, but what about second one-of-everything?