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"Here is a $2500+ a month recurring expense. Now appreciate me for it" - your parents (lemmy.ml)
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Trade alert:

Your parents get serotonin and dopamine

You get lifetime of wage slavery

You have no say in this trade deal.

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[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And this is why I’m sterile.

I don’t want to be here, and I sure as shit don’t want to do that to someone else.. plus I don’t want to take care of some miniature asshole version of myself; I’m bad enough to deal with.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can barely tolerate guests. No way can I do that to myself let alone make someone stay with me who has no say in the matter.

[–] Dymonika@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago

And have to worry about their health, happiness, and education... heck no!