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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Keyword if, if everyone voted third party they'd win too, the rub is "that isn't going to happen."

Furthermore, so everyone doesn't tip, now that employer has to pay the guy a whole $43.50 for the day, the employer barely notices and the waiter chooses whether to pay his power bill or his water bill this month.