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My daughter is 5 now. She's discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I've also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. ๐Ÿ˜

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[โ€“] TheCannonball@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I would suggest a book of jokes specifically for kids. Like this one.

https://a.co/d/fzOsG4b

It's free on Kindle Unlimited. You don't even have to let your daughter know that you're getting them from a book.

[โ€“] halfeatenpotato@lonestarlemmy.mooo.com 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Assuming Kindle Unlimited is a paid service, the book isn't free.

everything is free if you know where to look for it ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

[โ€“] TheCannonball@lemmy.world -5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OMG! You're technically correct but added nothing to the conversation! Congratulations!

[โ€“] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 6 days ago

It helped me out

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