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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Well, feel free to keep calling for a recount. And I'm free to tell you why there isn't a snowball's chance in hell of it happening.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Wow, you should be really proud of yourself here, so brave and amazing of you to dismiss other's legitimate concerns