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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Democrats elect their people through primaries and they rise.

this literally did not happen this year.

man, Hard Times really was right on the money, Dems aren't going to learn a single thing from this. I don't know how to tell you that people are not going to get excited to go vote for Diet Republicans that don't represent their positions. they will simply stay home! that's literally what happened here, and you're sitting here going "errrrmm they're actually just lazy 🤓 don't they know about DRUMPF???"

[–] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works -2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

And their dumbasses will get fucked by trump just the same. Congrats to them.

You guys think the dems really care. They'll be fine. But hey, act like youre really sticking it to them. Im sure theyre so hurt and won't make ends meet now.