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Tucker Carlson claims nuclear technology was created by ‘demonic forces’ (www.independent.co.uk)

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And Bannon said: “Tucker, absolutely amazing.”

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Carlson isn't smart enough to pimp for coal or oil or by saying they were "sent by God." He could grift a little money that way. But Tucker's cheese slid off his cracker a long time ago.

And anyone stupid enough to believe this nonsense should have a decomissioned nuclear reactor set up in their village square. Then, they can all stand around it and beat it with sticks to "drive out the demons". Win-win for everybody. It gives them something to do, where they're not making life miserable for everyone else, and it gives us a place to store our nuclear waste.