Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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If you've been considering deleting your social media accounts, now is probably an excellent time. (lemmy.sdf.org)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This guys over here pushing people off of fences! Must be a descendant of the guy who murdered Humpdy-Dumpdy.

What? The nursery rhyme said he had a great fall. It never specified what CAUSED his fall!

Yes. I AM in here spouting off nursery rhyme conspiracy theories. I figure the next 4 years don't matter. So I'm just going to forget any sense of self control, rational thinking, or empathatic morals. I'm just going to poop in the streets and blame.....eh, who can I blame......I'll blame Andy Dick. Seems like something he'd do. Nobody is going to question that!

[–] Glent@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

This is crazy but literally last week andy dick forced me to shit on my porch. Are we in the matrix?