Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 4 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A teacher says, "Spit out your gum." A train says, "Chew, chew, chew."

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dammit. This made me laugh, and I hate that THIS of all jokes is the one to crack me....

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I know, right? Hahaha