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Wisconsin restaurant apologizes for serving pizzas contaminated with THC (www.newsweek.com)

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"We want to be sure anyone who has this pizza on hand throws it away so they don't get sick," health officials told customers.

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[–] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can get headaches, anxiety, and a variety of other undesirable effects. Some of us would also lose our jobs if we consumed this so whoever did this is a dickwad.

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Or go to prison.