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[–] TOModera@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd consult a doctor.... if you can still move.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is jerking off in the morning and then at night so rare???

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was gonna say, that's only twice a day. I average 4-5 times a day until I was like 20-25. About once a day since, sometimes more, sometimes less. But 60 a month doesn't seem so crazy to me.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I could easily make 60 a month happen even close to 40 if I wanted. Once you hit triple digits is when the worry should really begin

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah when I was a teen it was like 3-4 times a day every day. I’m 30 now so I needed a sanity check lol

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same. I try to keep a routine nowadays. Whack it before bed, as I am very single, and that'll keep me out trouble most of the next day. Occasionally there's one in the morning if there was a particularly spicy dream or something, but that's about it

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I miss spicy dreams. All of mine for the last few years has been me going to high school and middle school again and not remembering my locker code or forgetting a project.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They don't happen often, but they're pretty nice. Definitely a good respite from my more standard "the people you love are in danger and/or gone, and also your teeth are falling out." :/

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Hey you and me both with the teeth falling out! In my variant of these dreams, my molars start to crack and shatter and small bits of the tooth start falling out/are loose.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think he knows about second jerkfast, Pip.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

What's jerktaters, precious? What's jerktaters?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That probably depends on a lot of things, including age, general health, and relationship status.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It does. Because now somebody can jerk YOU off, and it won't inflate your own score.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

True but my 2 a day exists outside of my wife. She just adds on to it. My high score is intact 🙏